Here’s what we suggest instead of/in addition to reading Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims by Rush Limbaugh. Listen to the podcast to hear us talk about some of these titles in more depth!
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Episode 06 – Under the Radar
Kait, Renata, and their guest, practicing misandrist Naomi, read Under the Radar by Fern Michaels and questioned the motives of the vigilante Sisterhood. You’d think a group of women dedicated to rescuing women from abuse would have sympathy for the forced sister wives of a polygamist cult, but as we discovered–you’d be shockingly incorrect about that. Listen now and help us figure out what all the pumpkins were for!
PS: This episode ran longer than usual because this book has approximately as many characters as Game of Thrones and we needed time to discuss them all. We’re sure you’ll understand.
Readers advisory: Here.
Footnotes: Fern Michaels’s Sisterhood character descriptions
Candy pairing: Kait says Starburst Fave Reds, Naomi says pumpkin spice M&Ms, Renata says chocolate Viactiv chews.
Coming up next: Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims by Rush Limbaugh.
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Here’s what we suggest instead of/in addition to reading Under the Radar by Fern Michaels. Listen to the podcast to hear us talk about some of these titles in more depth!
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Episode 05 – Scavenger Hunt
In this episode, Kait, Renata, and their guest Lisa struggle to piece together the clues of Christopher Pike’s Scavenger Hunt. As far as we can tell, it’s the story of a bunch of horny high school students on a scavenger hunt with their dead friend (who has been semi-reincarnated into the body of a brain-damaged football player). Did we mention that some of the high schoolers are secretly lizard people? Did we mention that the prize for winning the scavenger hunt is you get to be a human sacrifice for the aforementioned lizard people? Listen now and relive your misspent youth!
Readers advisory: Here.
Footnotes: Forever Young Adult’s breakdown of Christopher Pike’s most commonly-used tropes
Candy pairing: Kait says candy necklaces, Renata says chocolate covered crickets.
Coming up next: Under the Radar by Fern Michaels.
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Here’s what we suggest instead of/in addition to reading Scavenger Hunt by Christopher Pike. Listen to the podcast to hear us talk about some of these titles in more depth!
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Episode 04.5 – I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends, Part 2
Listeners, will you accept this bonus episode? Margaret of Two Bossy Dames joins Kait, Renata, and returning guest Stacey to explain The Bachelor to us in this follow-up to our episode about I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain by Courtney Robertson. In return, we read her more classy excerpts from Courtney’s book. Listen now to hear us struggle valiantly with names like Adrian Grenier, Arie Luyendyk, and Ben Flapjack. Um, Flajnik.
PS: if any reality television producers are listening, please contact us ASAP about the important new reality shows we’ve pitched in this episode!
CNN interview confirming Renata’s pronunciation of Adrian Grenier’s name
Coming up next: Scavenger Hunt by Christopher Pike.
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Episode 04 – I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends
In this shocking rose ceremony–we mean podcast–three people who have never watched The Bachelor staunchly defend the show’s greatest villain! Kait and Renata are joined by Stacey to discuss I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain by Courtney Robertson. We learned more than we ever expected to know about the winner of Season 16 of the Bachelor’s modelling career, wardrobe, and pubic hair. And frankly, we thought it all sounded fairly reasonable.
Readers advisory: Here.
Footnotes: The Bachelor ‘Mean Girl’
The Women of the Bachelor Speak Out Against Courtney
Candy pairing: Kait says gummy bears, Renata says cotton candy, Stacey says candy corn.
Coming up next: Scavenger Hunt by Christopher Pike.
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Readers Advisory: Episode 04 – I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends
Here’s what we suggest instead of/in addition to reading I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends by Courtney Robertson. Listen to the podcast to hear us talk about some of these titles in more depth!
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Episode 03: The Secret
For our third episode, Kait and Renata are joined by writer/activist Keane to discuss The Secret by Rhonda Byrne. This best-selling self-help book taught us that the Universe doesn’t understand the word “no.” Seriously, the Universe, no means no. Listen now to learn how to manipulate the Universe to cook a man! Or cook a man’s meal. The choice is yours. This episode was definitely not brought to you by Christian Mingle dot com.
Readers advisory: Here.
Footnotes: Blank check from the Universe.
Oprah on how The Secret made The Color Purple happen.
Barbara Ehrenreich’s Bright-Sided Explores the Dark Side of Positive Thinking
Candy pairing: Kait says sugary protein bars, Keane says Willy Wonka gum, Renata says a poisoned apple.
Coming up next: I Didn’t Come Here to Make Friends: Confessions of a Reality Show Villain by Courtney Robertson
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