Leela, stop making gross noises.

I had a dream about Secret of Mana last night. There were real life Rabites and Blats and crap and they were chasing me! OMG. Then, like two nights ago, I had a dream about the Villisca axe murders (Allie and Rob went to the Villisca museum last week, so I was thinkin' about it), I don't really remember what it was about... I think it was just our whole family staying in the Villisca house (which you can totes do!) and like trying to scare each other. AND, after my Villisca dream I had a dream about apples. Srsly, just... apples.

I want to watch Paranormal State!

So, I'm really dumb. I've had two calls in the middle of the night from unknown numbers, and I'm like "WHO THE HELL?!?" Then, last night, right after I ignore an unknown call, I have an epiphany. It's Jordan calling from Japan. DUH. Usually Scype numbers show up as 0123456789 on my phone, but about 30% of the time they're just unknown. I was bummed I didn't get to talk to him, but it's totally my fault. BOO, stop being dumb Megan.

I didn't go to pub quiz last night, and I missed a Futurama question. NOOOO! WHHHHHY?? I beg and beg for Futurama trivia and I've missed EVERY single one (as in, haven't been there, not haven't gotten it). Someday, the Futurama trivia and I will meet, and it will be grand. I did stop by Ugly's to bug Kate (who was bartending). It was fun, but I hadn't eaten so three cocktails and I was like "I'm tipsy. It is bed time." So, I called a cab. Exciting evening.

I did fill Kate in on my Missed Connection from a few weeks ago though. See, there was this adorable guy, and he was pretty drunk, and he sang karaoke and it was TERRIBLE. It totally seemed like he did it on purpose, and it was hysterical, and he came up to order a drink right next to me. So I'm like "That was the best worst song of the night. Oh, my God. Hilarious." and he was CRUSHED. Oh god, it was embarrassing. Then, because I can't stand to just let something like that go... I totes posted a missed connection on craiglist (srsly, I bet you can find it still). LAME, MEGAN.

So, anyhow, Kate and I are trying to figure out who it was, cuz I knew she'd either been there hanging out or working, and after I told her my story she was like "Maybe I can figure it out..." So, we're trying to narrow down which night it was and I'm like... "OH, it was the night Matt kept spilling ice in that booth!" and she's like "OH YEAH! I was totally working." But, alas, we did not figure out who mystery drunk boy I inadvertently was rude to was. So, to the mysterious cute drunk guy who I insulted, I apologize. Maybe you should just run with being the hilariously bad karaoke guy? I promise if you sing again I won't be so mean.

I'm so bummed Tool Academy is over on VH1. I loved that show... It was so terrible, but so worth it when the dude in the finale referenced the harp player at his wedding as "the guy playing a harpoon." I seriously almost peed I was laughing so hard. BUT, now I have Tough Love to watch. Oh, smitten, awkward, slutty, marriage-hungry girls. They amuse me so. I hope that Taylor ho leaves. She's SO ANNOYING AND DUMB. I haven't seen this episode... It's the one from Sunday. Taylor's been at the hospital faking an illness because she didn't like what some dude said about her or something. I hope she doesn't come back. OH GOD SHE TOTES JUST WALKED IN. WHY?! "Bow down bitches, I'm here!" "Hi babies!!!" Blech. Shudder. Shudder again. Gross.

I'ma take Leela fo a walk, yo. She's a little hyper. I bet she's not gonna wanna walk cuz it's rainy out. Prissy dog. I'll just get her really excited about going... "Walkies? Leels... Walkies?!" and then she'll be excited enough that we can make it at least a block before she's like "What's this rain bullshit?! I'm stopping."

Walkies! I'm off!

Oh, and, I hate when I'm spell checking and I accidentally add a misspelled word to the dictionary instead of correcting it. AND, "walkies" is actually a word?