ok...

i know i keep talking about dooce.com, and am way too excited about having another daily blog... but this has to be quoted, because i said almost the EXACT same thing yesterday...


from the "how to annoy me" list...
"Mumble. Open your goddamned mouth."


seriously. it drove me crazy when we were dating, and we aren't now, so i can tell you, OPEN your mouth for fucksakes. you know how to speak, now do it.