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If you like sitting around, listening to esoteric monologues that may or may not relate to your life from random people who refuse to answer any pertinent questions, do we have the vision of the afterlife for you! Chelsea<\/a> joined us for The Five People You Meet in Heaven<\/em> by Mitch Albom<\/a>, a trudge through one man’s severely messed-up existence that was probably meant to be inspirational, but mostly made us feel disturbed and dead inside. Hold onto your keys and join us on this carnival ride into our own personal hell!<\/p>\n Readers advisory<\/strong>: Here<\/a>.<\/p>\n Footnotes:\u00a0<\/strong>The Five People You Meet In Heaven movie trailer<\/a><\/p>\n Reading ‘The Next Person You Meet in Heaven’ is Hell by Ron Charles<\/a><\/p>\n Death Parade opening theme song<\/a><\/p>\n Candy Pairing: <\/strong>\u00a0Kait says generic lollipops<\/a>, Chelsea says Tootsie Rolls<\/a>, Renata says saltwater taffy<\/a>.<\/p>\n Coming up next:\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>Interview with the Vampire<\/em> by Anne Rice<\/a>, live from Trident Books!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n *\u00a0Worst Bestsellers<\/em>\u00a0is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to\u00a0Amazon.com<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n (But no pressure, we\u2019re also happy if you get these items from your local library or independent bookstore.)<\/em><\/p>\n