{"id":2817,"date":"2018-03-26T12:01:05","date_gmt":"2018-03-26T16:01:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/?p=2817"},"modified":"2018-04-08T18:25:20","modified_gmt":"2018-04-08T22:25:20","slug":"episode-94-suzannes-diary-for-nicholas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/episode-94-suzannes-diary-for-nicholas\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 94 &#8211; Suzanne&#8217;s Diary for Nicholas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/suzannesdiary.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2818 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/suzannesdiary-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas by James Patterson\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/suzannesdiary-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/suzannesdiary-146x220.jpg 146w, https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/suzannesdiary.jpg 229w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In Part 2 of our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.idontevenownatelevision.com\/2018\/03\/18\/102-the-angel-experiment-maximum-ride-book-1-w-renata-and-kait-from-worst-bestsellers\/\">Big Podcast Crossover Event<\/a> with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.idontevenownatelevision.com\/\">I Don&#8217;t Even Own A Television<\/a>, J.W. and Collision joined us to discuss <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2DTfPjP\">James Patterson&#8217;s <em>Suzanne&#8217;s Diary For Nicholas<\/em><\/a>. It&#8217;s a beautiful example of the power of Telling, Not Showing. Specifically, telling your children all about your sex life with way too much detail. Turn off your Macy Gray albums and get ready to dive into a book so stupid that it took four book podcasters to fully unpack it!<\/p>\n<p><b>Content warning<\/b>: This book and our discussion of it contains both miscarriage and the death of an infant.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Readers advisory<\/strong>:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/readers-advisory-episode-94-suzannes-diary-for-nicholas\">Here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Footnotes:\u00a0<\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.idontevenownatelevision.com\/2018\/03\/18\/102-the-angel-experiment-maximum-ride-book-1-w-renata-and-kait-from-worst-bestsellers\/\">I Don&#8217;t Even Own A Television #102 &#8211; <em>Maximum Ride<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/episode-61-the-bridges-of-madison-county\/\">Episode #61 &#8211; <em>Bridges of Madison County<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/episode-70-the-notebook-live-at-trident-booksellers\/\">Episode #70 &#8211; <em>The Notebook<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"title style-scope ytd-video-primary-info-renderer\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=A5oHkr-iRdk\">D<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=A5oHkr-iRdk\">ave Malloy &#8211; The Whale As A Dish (from Moby Dick)<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FJE6viE7FIU\">Dave Malloy &#8211;\u00a0A Squeeze of the Hand<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"title style-scope ytd-video-primary-info-renderer\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AHWiNnOb7yc\">Shoba Narayan Performs A Song From Dave Malloy&#8217;s Moby Dick<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Candy pairing:<\/strong>\u00a0Collision says<a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2I3GvRN\"> butterscotch hard candy<\/a>, J. W. says <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2DRhWVB\">Buttered Popcorn Jelly Bellies<\/a>, Kait says <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2G3o4jf\">Jolly Ranchers<\/a>,\u00a0 Renata says an <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2G6gJeV\">elaborate caramel apple<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Congratulations to Melinda, who won our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/bygone-badass-broads-giveaway\/\">#BygoneBadassBroads pin giveaway<\/a>!<\/strong> And thanks to everyone who entered and supported <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tridentbookscafe.com\">Trident Books<\/a>. We may have more things to support Trident through the aftermath of their fire, so stay tuned!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Coming up next:<em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/2DT8dy2\"><em>Having It All<\/em> by Helen Gurley Brown<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*\u00a0<em>Worst Bestsellers<\/em>\u00a0<em>is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/b?_encoding=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;node=1000&amp;site-redirect=&amp;tag=worstbests0e-20&amp;linkId=Z2A4ORUYFZJ4UA6Q\">Amazon.com<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(But no pressure, we\u2019re also happy if you get these items from your local library or independent bookstore.)<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"podPress_content podPress_content_audio_mp3\">\n<div class=\"podpress_playerspace\">\n<div id=\"podPressPlayerSpace_1\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_3969\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2817-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/94SuzannesDiary.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/94SuzannesDiary.mp3\">http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/94SuzannesDiary.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/94SuzannesDiary.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/?powerpress_pinw=2817-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/94SuzannesDiary.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"94SuzannesDiary.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Part 2 of our Big Podcast Crossover Event with I Don&#8217;t Even Own A Television, J.W. and Collision joined us to discuss James Patterson&#8217;s Suzanne&#8217;s Diary For Nicholas. 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