{"id":2536,"date":"2017-10-09T12:01:54","date_gmt":"2017-10-09T16:01:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/?p=2536"},"modified":"2017-10-10T12:55:37","modified_gmt":"2017-10-10T16:55:37","slug":"episode-83-handbook-for-mortals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/episode-83-handbook-for-mortals\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 83 &#8211; Handbook for Mortals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-2538 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/handbook.jpg\" alt=\"Handbook for Mortals by Lani Sarem\" width=\"232\" height=\"346\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/handbook.jpg 232w, https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/handbook-148x220.jpg 148w, https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/handbook-201x300.jpg 201w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 232px) 100vw, 232px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/veronikellymars\">Kelly Jensen <\/a>(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bookriot.com\">Book Riot editor<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/bookriot.com\/listen\/shows\/heyya\/\">co-host of Book Riot&#8217;s Hey YA podcast<\/a>, &amp; editor of <em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2yxL06e\">Here We Are: Feminism for the Real World<\/a><\/em>) joined us for the 23-hour bestseller, <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2yx2vUr\"><em>Handbook for Mortals<\/em> by Lani Sarem<\/a>. We&#8217;re so glad that CSI: YA solved this case and brought the book off the bestseller list, because, wow, it is not good. Join us for a story about a girl who&#8217;s pretty, but not, like,\u00a0<em>too<\/em> pretty? But pretty enough that her magick (with a k) brings all the boys to the yard, including Wayne Newton and Carrot Top. For real: Carrot Top is in the yard. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Readers advisory<\/strong>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/readers-advisory-episode-83-handbook-for-mortals\">Here.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Special note:\u00a0<\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/worst-disaster-relief\/\">If you&#8217;re reading this the day it comes out, 10\/9\/17, it&#8217;s the last day to enter our raffle to benefit hurricane relief for Puerto Rico! <\/a>(If you&#8217;re reading this in the future: greetings. Sorry you missed our raffle.)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Footnotes:\u00a0 <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.pajiba.com\/book_reviews\/did-this-book-buy-its-way-onto-the-new-york-times-bestseller-list.php\">Did This Book Buy Its Way Onto The New York Times Bestseller List?<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.themarysue.com\/handbook-for-mortals-hate-u-give\/\">The Story of Lani Sarem &amp; Her\u00a0<em>Handbook for Mortals<\/em>\u00a0Is Peak White Entitlement<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"lede-feature-title smaller-title\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.vulture.com\/2017\/09\/handbook-for-mortals-lani-sarem-23-hour-new-york-times-bestseller.html\">The Making (and Unmaking) of a 23-Hour New York\u00a0<em>Times\u00a0<\/em>Best Seller<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/bookmark\/author-ya-novel-removed-new-york-times-bestseller-list-fires-back-at-critics-1032529\">Author Removed From New York Times Best-Seller List Fires Back at Critics<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"buzz-title xs-mb1 \"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/alannabennett\/exclusive-first-look-under-same-stars-my-immortal-memoir?utm_term=.dggDVPkdBz#.wcOgzRXvnL\">The Story Of &#8220;My Immortal&#8221; Is More Wild And Heartbreaking Than You Imagined<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ew.com\/books\/2017\/10\/03\/my-immortal-memoir-canceled\/\"><em>My Immortal<\/em>\u00a0memoir canceled: Author says she&#8217;s been &#8216;branded a liar&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Candy pairing:\u00a0\u00a0<\/strong>Kait says <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2xp4s54\">Raven&#8217;s Revenge<\/a>, Kelly says <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2yP2es0\">Fun Dip<\/a>, Renata says <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2xrmkMq\">a stolen maraschino cherry<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Coming up next:<em>\u00a0<\/em><\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2y7qvMD\"><em>Lizzie Borden <\/em>by Elizabeth Engstrom<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>*\u00a0<em>Worst Bestsellers<\/em>\u00a0<em>is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/b?_encoding=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;node=1000&amp;site-redirect=&amp;tag=worstbests0e-20&amp;linkId=Z2A4ORUYFZJ4UA6Q\">Amazon.com<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(But no pressure, we\u2019re also happy if you get these items from your local library or independent bookstore.)<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_4093\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2536-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/83HandbookForMortals.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/83HandbookForMortals.mp3\">http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/83HandbookForMortals.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/83HandbookForMortals.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/?powerpress_pinw=2536-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/83HandbookForMortals.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"83HandbookForMortals.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kelly Jensen (Book Riot editor, co-host of Book Riot&#8217;s Hey YA podcast, &amp; editor of Here We Are: Feminism for the Real World) joined us for the 23-hour bestseller, Handbook for Mortals by Lani Sarem. 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