{"id":2087,"date":"2017-02-13T12:01:16","date_gmt":"2017-02-13T17:01:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/?p=2087"},"modified":"2017-02-12T11:54:48","modified_gmt":"2017-02-12T16:54:48","slug":"episode-66-violets-are-blue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/episode-66-violets-are-blue\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 66 &#8211; Violets Are Blue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/violets.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2088 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/violets-186x300.jpeg\" alt=\"Violets Are Blue by James Patterson\" width=\"186\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/violets-186x300.jpeg 186w, https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/violets-137x220.jpeg 137w, https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/violets.jpeg 215w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 186px) 100vw, 186px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kait, Renata, and their guest Ryan Sandoval (author of <em><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2lpTRAc\">The D.A.D.D.Y. Complex<\/a><\/em>) read <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2kZmPGg\"><em>Violets Are Blue,<\/em> the 7th book in James Patterson&#8217;s Alex Cross series<\/a>. Intrepid detective Alex Cross investigates vampire-themed murders, as well as the body of every female character in the book. Join us as we sort ourselves into the four fetish houses: leather, rubber, Goth, and Victorian.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Readers advisory<\/strong>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/readers-advisory-episode-66-violets-are-blue\">Here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"asset-headline\"><strong>Footnotes: <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youmustrememberthispodcast.com\/\">You Must Remember This podcast<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"asset-headline\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.earwolf.com\/episode\/vampires-kiss-live\/\">How Did This Get Made? Vampire&#8217;s Kiss episode<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"asset-headline\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/culture\/books\/booknews\/10711191\/James-Patterson-how-the-bestseller-factory-works.html\">James Patterson: How the Bestseller Factory Works<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"asset-headline\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sade_(singer)\">Sade&#8217;s Wikipedia page<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"asset-headline\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bookshots.com\/\">BookShots by James Patterson<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0Candy pairing: <\/strong>Kait says <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2lu8QFu\">Hershey&#8217;s kisses<\/a>, Renata says <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2kZowDH\">a mixed bag of candy<\/a>, Ryan says <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2kOclr1\">novelty wax fangs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Coming up next: <\/strong><a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2k9jQM7\"><em>The Chemist<\/em> by Stephenie Meyer<\/a>.<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* <em>Worst Bestsellers<\/em> <em>is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/b?_encoding=UTF8&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;linkCode=ur2&amp;node=1000&amp;site-redirect=&amp;tag=worstbests0e-20&amp;linkId=Z2A4ORUYFZJ4UA6Q\">Amazon.com<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>(But no pressure, we\u2019re also happy if you get these items from your local library or independent bookstore.)<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_3128\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-2087-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/66VioletsAreBlue.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/66VioletsAreBlue.mp3\">http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/66VioletsAreBlue.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/66VioletsAreBlue.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/?powerpress_pinw=2087-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/media.blubrry.com\/the_worst_bestsellers\/frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/wp-content\/uploads\/audio\/66VioletsAreBlue.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"66VioletsAreBlue.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.frowl.org\/worstbestsellers\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kait, Renata, and their guest Ryan Sandoval (author of The D.A.D.D.Y. 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