the boron narratives

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

listening to: mulan, i'll make a man out of you

random amusing quotes: "physics study group! with jesus!"

"so, if you're christian, and jesus is always with you.. sex is always a threesome?"
"a fivesome if you're catholic!"

"how long have you associated penises with evil, rob?"

teehee. shakespeare trip was SO fun. a winter's tale was really really good, even though i fell asleep for some time. (this i heard from marion, steve, and tj, who apparently mocked me rather than waking me up. bastards!) marion and i decided that shakespeare was either really drunk or really lazy when he wrote it, though.

but. i rock. why, you ask? check out this excerpt from my king lear sequel [king lear 2: france's bogus journey]:

MESSENGER: Greetings, good sir.
I bring news of a most important nature.

EDGAR: Well? Speak your part.

MESSENGER: It will sound most strange to hear, and yet it be truth.
The King of France was mourning his dear wife
When suddenly, a strange apparition appeared.

EDGAR: What? A ghost of some kind?

MESSENGER: No sir, far more strange. Some sort of large box
Suddenly appeared in the room, and two men,
Most strange in attire and in speech, did exit it.
They introduced themselves, but the names were unfamiliar?
They did tell us to call them ?Bill? and ?Ted?, and used many
Other words most strange to our ears.
They did say that our good King was most needed in another time
And without more explanation, they took him into their box
And vanished! Thus leaving France with no heir, you, as
England?s new king, shall be doubly crowned
And peace will smile on these two kingdoms.

teeheehee.

if i don't blog tomorrow at school, this might be the last time i blog for awhile. so just in case, have an excellent friday/weekend/easter/stuff! *hearts*

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