Wednesday, May 10, 2006

oh shit you guys, i think octopussy just took the prize for MOST RIDICULOUS BOND MOVIE EVER.

i mean.

- dude, it's called octopussy
- 009 IS A CLOWN
- AND SOME GUYS CHASE HIM THROUGH THE WOODS AND THROW KNIVES AT HIM BUT HE STILL KEEPS HIS BALLOON
- AND THEN HE STUMBLES INTO THE BRITISH EMBASSY AND DIES WHILE GIVING THE BRITISH AMBASSADOR'S WIFE A FABERGE EGG
- james bond disguises himself as a crocodile
- a snake charmer plays bond's THEME SONG, and bond recognizes it and calls it a "charming tune"
- james bond tells a tiger to "sit" AND IT DOES
- james bond hides in the corpse room
- the crazy guy has a deadly yo-yo
- there's an elephant chase
- there's an ape chase (ape like, the 3-wheeled italian cars, not like a monkey. ... molly and tim spent a semester in rome and are now kind of obsessed with them.)
- seriously, OCTOPUSSY.

i can't believe those things happened.

i mean, they didn't happen. but i can't believe they even fake-happened. holy jesus. AND we didn't even finish all of it, i think we have another half hour or so left.

i can't wait to see if it increases in ridiculawesomeness. i don't see how it can, but if anyone can do it... james bond can.
posted by ~renata~ at 12:14 AM
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