the boron narratives

Thursday, December 04, 2003

in which george w. bush loses the support of renata and kait!

renata: *sigh* it's so hard to be me :-)
kait: Me too, sometimes. ::nodnods::
renata: there should be an offcial "it's hard to be kait and renata" day
kait: There definitely should >_<
renata: and kaits and renatas would get free cookies.
kait: Yes. And tea. ::nods::
renata: also coffee.
renata: i blame bush for this day not existing!
renata: that's it, from this day forward i'm officially not a republican!
renata: ... *whistles*
kait: You know what, I was totally leaning towards Republican policy
kait: what with the anti-gay and free speech views that I support so fully
renata: i know, like, i totally love how they're saving babies
kait: but now.... no. I'm not even gonna consider it anymore.
renata: but this lack of a kait&renata day, man, i just can't support it.
kait: It's too intense and far reaching. You can't just ignore something like this, despite how cool the patriotic anti-terrorism party is!
renata: oh, i know. it will be tough supporting crazy flag-burners
renata: but it's just a sacrifice we'll have to make
kait: I know. ::sighs:: I'm really going to miss those "Pro-Family Values" rallies...
renata: and the 10 commandments, man, those are so great.
kait: Oh, man, trying to combine church and state? That's so much fun...
renata: i know! it's like a delicate tapestry
renata: and whoo will protect us from pornography?!
kait: Oh no, maybe this not being Republican thing won't work out too well afterall... I mean, SOMEONE has to make sure America continues to bully the rest of the world into submission!
renata: man, you're right.
renata: maybe we're just being petty about this whole kait&renata day thing.
renata: on the other hand, though.. free cookies...
kait: ::sighs:: Life is so hard... cookies sound really good...
renata: yeah... but if we don't vote for bush, some children might get left behind!

posted by ~renata~ at 3:28 PM
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